It`s not very often that I talk about bottoms on here (surprisingly) but every now and then I get an excuse to indulge myself in a little rude posting(?!). I would fathom that this will be one in a number of bizarre commentaries about odd goings on in Japan, but believe me, it:s all been good fun and games.

I think that being the hardened sceptic that I am, it sometimes comes to me as quite a shock when things that you read about (in relation to a country especially) are actualy true. Imagine my sniggering when I found out that the high tech toilets supposedly in Japan, really do exist! It sort of combines two of my favourite things… technology and sniggering at things I think are rude.

Anyhow…. behold the cyber bog…

...only in Japan

...only in Japan

The controls on the side generally come in a few different flavors but do at least two of the following functions:

  1. Squirt (usually warm) water at your nether regions
  2. Extract bad odours.

The great news is that there is a different button for bottom washing if you`re a girl or a boy (you do the biology!) and on some I`ve seen there`s a “turbo” button for those curries that just wont die!

..Awesome :)